[SOC] Some blond jokes

[Curt Steger]

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like
to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blonds," he replied. She hurried home and dyed her
hair, then came back and again told the salesman "I would like to buy this
TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blonds," he replied. "Darn, he recognized me," she
thought.
She went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new color, new
outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached
the salesman.
"I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blonds," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed "How do you know I'm a blond?" "Because that's a
microwave," he replied.

Blonde School Girl

A little blonde girl comes back from school one evening.
She runs to her mum and says: "Mummy today at school we learnt how to count.
Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me:
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! It's good, innit?"
"Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom.
"Is that because I'm blond?" she asks.
"Yes, darling, it's because you're blond." The mom says.
Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says: "Mummy, today at
school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D,
but listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K! It's good, innit?"
"Yes, darling, very good." Answers the mom.
"Is that because I'm blond, mummy?" she asks.
"Yes, darling it's because you're blond." The mom says.
Next Day, she returns from school and cries: "Mummy, today we went swimming.
Well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!"
She proceeds to flash her impressive 36D at her mummy. "Is that because I'm
blond, mummy?"
"No darling, it's because you're 25."

Q: What's brown, red, black and blue?
A: A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes.