[SOC] You may be a Taliban if...

[Andy]

THIS IS NOT FUNNY!  IT IS OFFENSIVE TO THOSE OF US WHO BELIEVE IN PRESIDENT 
OBAMA!

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Curt Steger" <csteger515 at gmail.com>
To: "Second Class Operators' Club" <soc at mailman.qth.net>
Sent: Monday, July 19, 2010 9:35 AM
Subject: [SOC] You may be a Taliban if...


> "YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."
>
> 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to 
> liquor.
>
>
> 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't
> afford shoes.
>
> 3. You have more wives than teeth.
>
> 4. You wipe your @#$%&! with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
>
> 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
>
> 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
>
> 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in 
> your
> clothing.
>
> 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than 
> setting
> off roadside bombs.
>
> 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least
> four.
>
> 10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
>
> 11. Your cousin is president of the United States
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