[SOC] woman

[Bob Krueger]

>From wb9ukq

Discoverer Adam

Atomic Weight Accepted as 118 but known to vary from 105-175.

Occurance Copious quantities in all urban areas, with slightly lower 
concentrations in suburban and rural areas. Subject to seasonal 
fluctuations.

Physical Properties; 1 Surface usually covered with painted film.

2 Boils at nothing, freezes without reason

3 Melts if given special treatment

4 Bitter if used incorrectly. Can cause headaches. Handle with care

5 Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore.

6 Yeilds to pressure applied to correct points

Chemical Properties 1 Has great affinity for Gold,Silver, Platinum and many 
Precious stones.

2 Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances

3 May explode spontaneously if left alone on dates.

4 Insoluble in liquids but there is increased activity when saturated in 
alcohol to a certain point.

5 Repels cheap material. Neutral to common sense

6 Most powerfull money reducing agent known to man.

Uses: Highly ornamental especially in sports cars. Can greatly improve 
relaxation levels. Can warm and comfort under some circumstances.Can cool 
things down when its too hot.

Tests: Pure speciman turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state. Turns 
green when placed beside a better speciman.



Caution: 1 Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. Use extreme care 
when handling.

2 Illegal to posses more than one .