[SOC] Baby's 1st Doctor's Visit

Spencer Sholly kb5wqw at hotmail.com
Wed Jan 27 21:42:33 EST 2010






Baby's First Doctor Visit  



This made me laugh out  loud.  


I hope it will give  you a smile!  


A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room  


waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.  


The doctor arrived and examined the baby,  


checked his weight, and being a little concerned,  


asked if the baby was  breast-fed or bottle-fed.  


'Breast-fed,' she  replied.  


'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.  


She did.  He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and  


rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional  


and detailed  examination.  


Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said,  


'No wonder this baby is underweight.  


You don't have any  milk.'  


'I know,' she  said. 


'I'm his Grandma,  


but I'm glad I came .'
 



 
 
  		 	   		  
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