[SOC] The Importance of Walking

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-----Original Message-----
From: Bob Nielsen <n7xy at clearwire.net>
To: Second Class Operators' Club <soc at mailman.qth.net>
Sent: Mon, Jan 18, 2010 12:08 pm
Subject: [SOC] The Importance of Walking


       Walking can add minutes to your life.
      This enables you at 85 years old
      to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
      home at $7000 per month.
       My grandpa started walking
      five miles a day when he was 60..
      Now he's 97 years old
      and we don't know where he is.
       I like long walks,
      especially when they are taken
      by people who annoy me.
       The only reason I would take up walking
      is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
       I have to walk early in the morning,
      before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
       I joined a health club last year,
      spent about 400 bucks.
      Haven't lost a pound.
      Apparently you have to go there.
       Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
      I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
       I do have flabby thighs,
      but fortunately my stomach covers them.
       The advantage of exercising every day
      is so when you die, they'll say,
      'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'
       If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
      start with a small country.
       I know I got a lot of exercise
      the last few years,......
      just getting over the hill.
       We all get heavier as we get older,
      because there's a lot more information in our heads.
      That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
       AND
       Every time I start thinking too much
      about how I look,
      I just find a Happy Hour
      and by the time I leave,
      I look just fine.
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