[SOC] Fwd: Thoughts by Ducky

[Walter - K5EST]

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> LIFE'  THOUGHTS  BY  'DUCKY'
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> Marriage changes passion.
> Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

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> I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it.
> So I said 'Implants?'  She hit me.

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> How come we choose from just  two people to run for  president and over
> fifty for Miss America ?
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>  Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my
> own pants.
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> I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting
> clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up
> in the first place!
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> When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky
> dunk.'
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> Wouldn't you know it....
> Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.
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> And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to
> the end, the faster it goes.
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Yup.............that's all

73....Walter - K5EST