[SOC] Fwd: Mexican Oysters !!!

[Walter - K5EST]

MEXICAN OYSTERS

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A  big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming
around  in Mexico. While  sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling,
scrumptious looking platter being  served at the next table. Not only
did it look good, the smell was  wonderful.

He  asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"

The  waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are
called Cojones del  Toro, bull's testicles from the bullfight this
morning. A delicacy!"

The  cowboy said, "What the heck, bring me an order."

The  waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving
per day because  there is only one bullfight each morning. If you come
early and place your  order, we will be sure to save you this
delicacy."

The  next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that
evening was served  the one and only special delicacy of the day.
After a few bites, inspecting his  platter, he called to the waiter
and said, "These are delicious, but they are  much, much smaller than
the ones you served  yesterday."

The  waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor...
 Sometimes  the bull wins."

...........that is all............73....Walter - K5EST