[SOC] Good Reason

[Spencer Sholly]

> Good Reason
> 
> A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving
> him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.
> 
> The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was
> left of his hair, and he decided to open her up. As the
> needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and
> blue lights behind him.
> 
> "There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to
> himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100 --
> but then the reality of the situation hit him. "What am I
> doing?" he thought and pulled over.
> 
> The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and
> examined it and the car. The officer said, "It's been a long
> hard day, this is the end of my shift, and it's Friday the
> 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, I don't need the
> frustration or the overtime, so if you can give me a really
> good excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before,
> you can go."
> 
> The guy thinks about it for a second and says, "Last week my
> nagging wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were
> trying to give her back!"
> 
> "Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
> 


 		 	   		  
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