[SOC] OT - Jokes

[Ian C. Purdie]

Emptying my mailbox ..

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Ramesh and Singh are beggars. They beg in different areas of London

Singh begs just as long as Ramesh but only collects £2 to £3 a day.

Ramesh brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes, 
lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Singh says to Ramesh 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how do 
you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?'

Ramesh says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say'?

Singh 's sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.

Ramesh says 'No wonder you only get £2- £3

Singh says...
'So what does your sign say'?

Ramesh shows Singh his sign....
It reads, 'I only need another £10 to move back to India!

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A Scotsman phones a dentist to inquire about the cost for a tooth 
extraction. "$85 for an extraction, sir," replied the dentist. "$85!!!

Huv ye no'got anythin' cheaper?"

"That's the normal charge," said the dentist.

"Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anesthetic?"

"That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock $15 off."

"Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still without an 
anesthetic?"

"I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful. But, the 
price could drop to $40."

"How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, ave yer student do the 
extraction with the other students watchin' and learnin'?"

It'll be good for the students, mulled the dentist. "It's going to be 
very traumatic, but I'll charge you $5."

"Och, now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said the Scotsman."

"Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday then?"



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Ian C. Purdie - VK2TIP
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