[SOC] Fwd: Ok, got these off another blog

[Walter - K5EST]

I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the

counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"



I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.



CEOs are now playing miniature golf.



If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call

them and ask if they meant you or them.



Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.



McDonald's is selling the quarter ouncer.



Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and are learning their
children's names.



Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.



The Mafia is laying off judges.



Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.



And, finally... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy,

wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I

called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when

I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could
drive a truck.

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Posted By John F to Loghead


...............73....Walter - K5EST