[SOC] First time with a condom

[Bill Cunningham K4KSR]

Received from a non-ham friend who should be offered honorary SOC membership.

 
I recall my first time with a condom. It was truly an unforgettable experience. I know, I can hear you thinking, "What, he remembers that first condom?" Let me explain. 
I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a  packet of condoms at Levin's pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter,and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.
I honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time.
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.
I apparently still looked confused.
So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty. 
Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it.
She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.
Do these excite you?' She asked
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. 
She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she
dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 
' Well, come on', she said, 'We  don't have much time.
 
So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that, unfortunately, I could no
longer hold back and "KAPOW", I was done within a few moments. She
looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on? ' she
asked.  I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.

That's when she then beat the crap out of me
So now you understand, why that first one was so unforgettable.









73/72, Bill Cunningham K4KSR
k4ksr_ at verizon.net