[SOC] Nurses.

[KD7JYK DM09]

"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse.  "I'm a professional.  In over 
twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."


"Okay then," said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the 
tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't 
have been bigger than a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the 
floor laughing. Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and 
regain her composure.


"I am so sorry," she said.  "I don't know what came over me.  On my honor as 
a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what 
seems to be the problem?"


"It's swollen," Fred replied.

She ran out of the room.