[SOC] g5rv as dummy load

[Michael Coslo]

Wasn't it Scratchi et al that authored the seminal paper " The effects of
Gallus gallus reproductive body content emulsifications upon RF dipole
performance, and the social effects of overconsumption of the same".

The revolutionary nature of this paper was not only it's concise treatment
of the the technical aspects of the effects of eggs, but also the social
impact, showing that the best way to cure loneliess is to consume at least
on  six pack of beer, and one egg for each beer. The next day you will
generate large quantities of gas, and upon each emanation, an extremely
attractive person of the opposite sex will magically show up. Further
research is needed to investigate the claim that the smellier the emanation,
the more attractive the person that enters the room.

But back to the question of miracle whip on antennas, Scratchi summed it up
best:

Does an antenna coated in this manner work better? It mayo, or it mayo not.


On 8/5/10 8:17 PM, "Spencer Sholly" <kb5wqw at hotmail.com> wrote:

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>  I use a G5RV and a miracle whip, no wonder no one replies to me!!
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>> Stuart, GD0OUD.
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> You put the mayonaise on the antenna, or the radio?