[SOC] They're all the same

[hank k8dd]

The  plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish
captain.   His co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown
together and an awkward silence  between the two seems to indicate a mutual
dislike.

Once they reach cruising  altitude, the Jewish captain activates the
auto-pilot, leans back  in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese..'

'No rike  Chinese?' asks the co-pilot, ... 'why not?'

'You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!'

'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl  Hahbah! That
Japanese, not Chinese.'

'Japanese, Chinese,  Vietnamese... .doesn't matter, you're  all alike!'

There's a few minutes of silence..

'I no rike Jews!' the co-pilot suddenly announces.

'Oh yeah, why not?'  asks the captain.

'Jews sink Titanic!' says the co-pilot.

'What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain,
'It was an iceberg!'

'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg,   Rosenberg , ....nomattah...all same ! ! !'