[SOC] HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

[Spencer Sholly]

You left out us Ameri-Krauts.  (Americans of German decent)  That is offensive to me to be left out of a derogatory joke.  ;-)  


 

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> From: kd7jyk at earthlink.net
> To: soc at mailman.qth.net
> Date: Mon, 2 Aug 2010 16:52:00 -0700
> Subject: [SOC] HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
> 
> God went to the Arabs and said, 'I have Commandments for you that will make 
> your lives better.'
> 
> The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'
> 
> And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'
> 
> 'Can you give us an example?'
> 
> 
> 'Thou shall not kill.'
> 
> 'Not kill? We're not interested..'
> 
> 
> 
> So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments.'
> 
> The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, 'Honor thy Father and 
> Mother.'
> 
> 'Father? We don't even know who our fathers are. We're not interested.'
> 
> 
> 
> Then He went to the Mexicans and said, 'I have Commandments.'
> 
> The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shall not 
> steal.'
> 
> 'Not steal? We're not interested.'
> 
> 
> Then He went to the French and said, 'I have Commandments.'
> 
> The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not commit 
> adultery.'
> 
> 'Sacre blue!!! Not commit adultery? We're not interested.'
> 
> 
> 
> Finally, He went to the Jews and said, 'I have Commandments.'
> 
> 'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are they?'
> 
> 'They're free.'
> 
> 'We'll take 10.'
> 
> 
> There, that should offend just about everybody.
> 
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