[SOC] Ramblings of a retired mind

[Walter - K5EST]

Ramblings  of a Retired Mind

I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones
that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can't afford
one. So, I'm wearing my garage door opener. I also made a cover for my
hearing aid and now I have what they call blue teeth, I think.

You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people
didn't like me anyway.

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on  beer cans!

I was thinking about old age and  decided that old age is 'when you
still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce
it.'

I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age, and call it
'Pumping Rust'.

I've gotten that dreaded  furniture disease. That's when your chest is
falling into your drawers!

When people see a cat's litter box, they always say, 'Oh, have you got
a cat?' Just once I want to say, 'No, it's for  company!'

Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case
of an  emergency. I think you should write, 'A Good  Doctor'!

I was  thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot
more as they get older. Then, it dawned on me, they were cramming for
their finals.  As for me,  I'm just hoping God grades on the  curve.

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that is all........73....Walter - K5EST