[SOC] Halloween prty

[Bill Cunningham K4KSR]

An oldie, but appropriate for the time of year.
rs. got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party  
alone.
He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was  
going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his  
good time being spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping  
soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still  
early enough, decided to go the party.
Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she  
would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when  
she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on  
the dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he could, and copping a  
little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself,  
he left his   current partner high and dry and devoted his time20to  
the new babe that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he  
wished.... naturally, (since he was her husband.)
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed.
So off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put  
the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation  
he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of  
a time he had.  He said: "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never  
have a good time when you're not there."
- "Did you dance much ?"
- "you know, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met  
Pete, Bill Browning and some other guys, so we went into the den and  
played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what  
happened to the guy I loaned my costume to...."


73/72, Bill Cunningham K4KSR
k4ksr_ at verizon.net