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The Rambo Granny of Melbourne , Australia
Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs 
raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting 
ex-cons down... and shot off their testicles.
The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -and, when she found 
them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne 
police investigator Evan Delp.
Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the 
sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be: 'Those bastards will 
never rape anybody again, by God.'
Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his 
penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol 
in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 
29, were holed up..
The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but 
doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. 'The one guy, 
Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, 'but the doctor I talked to said he 
won't be using it the way he used to,' Detective Delp told reporters. 
'Both men are still in pretty bad shape, 'but I think they're just happy 
to be alive after what they've been through.'
The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter 
Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding 
creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row.. 'When I saw the look 
on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, 'I decided I was going 
to go out and get those bastards myself ''cause I figured the Law would 
go easy on them,' recalled the retired library worker.. 'And I wasn't 
scared of them, either - because I've got me a gun and I've been 
shootin' all my life. 'And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the 
law changed about owning one.'
So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's 
description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling 
the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she 
spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel. 'I knew it 
was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em anyway' and 
took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them,' the 
oldster recalled...

'So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the 
door, 'and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot 'em right 
square between the legs,'right where it would really hurt 'em most, you 
know. 'Then I went in and shot the other one 'as he backed up pleading 
to me to spare him.'  Then I went down to the police station and turned 
myself in..'
Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with 
the vigilante granny. 'What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, 
but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,' Det. Delp 
said, 'especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her 
for Mayor.'
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