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[john bell]

At last I know what is wrong with
> > me!!!!!!!!!!
> > AAADD
> > KNOW THE SYMPTOMS......PLEASE READ!
> >
> > Thank goodness there's a name for this
> > disorder.
> > Somehow I feel better even though I have
> > it!!
> >
> > Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D..D.
> > -
> > Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
> >
> > This is how it manifests:
> >
> > I decide to water my garden.
> > As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
> > I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
> >
> > As I start toward the garage,
> > I notice mail on the porch table that
> > I brought up from the mail box earlier.
> >
> > I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
> >
> > I lay my car keys on the table,
> > put the junk mail in the rubbish bin under the table,
> > and notice that the bin is full.
> >
> > So, I decide to put the bills
> > back
> > on the table and take out the rubish first.
> >
> > But then I think,
> > since I'm going to be near the mailbox
> > when I take out the rubbish anyway,
> > I may as well pay the bills first.
> >
> > I take my cheque book off the table,
> > and see that there is only one cheque left.
> > My extra cheques are in my desk in the
> > study,
> > so I go inside the house to my desk where
> > I find the
> > can of Pepsi I'd been drinking.
> >
> > I'm going to look for my cheques
> > but first I need to push the Pepsi aside
> > so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
> >
> > The Pepsi is getting warm,
> > and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it
> > cold.
> >
> > As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi,
> > a vase of flowers on the counter
> > catches my eye--they need water.
> >
> > I put the Pepsi on the counter and
> > discover my reading glasses that
> > I've been searching for all morning.
> > I decide I better put them back on my desk,
> > but first I'm going to water the flowers.
> >
> > I set the glasses back down on the counter,
> > fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV
> > remote.
> > Someone left it on the kitchen table.
> >
> > I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
> > I'll be looking for
> > the remote,
> > but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen
> > table,
> > so I decide to put it back in the lounge where it belongs,
> > but first I'll water the flowers.
> >
> > I pour some water in the flowers,
> > but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.
> >
> > So, I set the remote back on the table,
> > get some towels and wipe up the spill.
> >
> > Then, I head down the hall trying to
> > remember what I was planning to do.
> >
> > At the end of the day:
> > the car isn't washed
> > the bills aren't paid
> > there is a warm can of
> > Pepsi sitting on the counter
> > the flowers don't have enough water,
> > there is still only 1 cheque in my cheque book,
> > I can't find the remote,
> > I can't find my glasses,
> > and I don't remember what I did with the car
> > keys.
> > Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done
> > today,
> > I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn
> > day,
> > and I'm really tired.
> >
> > I realize this is a serious problem,
> > and I'll try to get some help for it,
> > but first I'll check my e-mail....
> >
> > Do me a favor..
> > Forward this message to everyone you know,
> > because I don't remember who the hell I've sent it
> > to.
> >
> > Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is
> > coming