[SOC] FW: [GCFL.net] Bluenecks: Northerners (Opposite of Rednecks)

[Spencer Sholly]

I didn't find this too accurate, but it's still worth forwarding  ;)
 
 
 Bluenecks: Northerners (Opposite of Rednecks)
> 
> YOU JUST MIGHT BE A BLUENECK IF...
> 
> - Instead of referring to two or more people as "Y'all," you
> call them "you guys," even if both of them are women.
> 
> - You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside."
> 
> - You think Heinz Ketchup is REALLY SPICY.
> 
> - You would never stop to buy something somebody was cooking
> on the side of the road.
> 
> - You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire
> sauce" correctly.
> 
> - You don't know what a moon pie is.
> 
> - You've never had an RC Cola.
> 
> - You've never, ever eaten okra -- fried, boiled, or
> pickled.
> 
> - You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.
> 
> - You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've
> seen are on road trips.
> 
> - You have no idea what a polecat is.
> 
> - You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on
> your dog.
> 
> - You don't have bangs.
> 
> - You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow
> up to get his own TV fishing show.
> 
> - You've never eaten and don't know how to make a tomato
> sandwich.
> 
> - You think more money should go to important scientific
> research at your university than to pay the salary of the
> head football coach.
> 
> - You don't even have one can of WD-40 somewhere around the
> house.
> 
> - You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed
> stores.
> 
> - You don't know anyone with at least two first names (i.e.,
> Joe Bob, Faye Ellen, Billy Ray, Mary Jo, Bubba Dean, Joe
> Dan, Mary Alice)
> 
> - You don't know any women with male names (i.e., Tommie,
> Bobbie, Johnnie, Jimmie)
> 
> - None of your fur coats are homemade.
> 
> Received from Laugh & Lift.
> > 
> 




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