[SOC] FW: two women

[Spencer Sholly]

TWO LADIES TALKING IN HEAVEN  
     
1st  woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.      
2nd  woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?       

1st  woman: I froze to death.      
2nd  woman: How horrible!       

1st  woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold,I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.   What about you?      

2nd  woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.       

1st  woman: So, what happened?       
2nd  woman: I was so sure there was another woman there some where that I started running all over the house looking.  I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.  I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.      

1st  woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.  


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