[SOC] Fw: New Element Discovered

[Bob Krueger]

Bob WB9UKQ

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> New Element Discovered
> Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet 
> known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 
> assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, 
> giving it an atomic mass of 312.
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> These 312 particles are held together by forces called
> morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like
> particles called peons.
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> Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it
> can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which
> it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can
> cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second,
> to take from four days to four years to complete.
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> Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years; it does not
> decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion
> of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange
> places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually
> increase over time, since each reorganization will cause
> more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
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> This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists
> to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical
> concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical 
> morass.
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> When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium,
> an element that radiates just as much energy as
> Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as
> many morons.
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> May God help us survive this growing mass before it becomes a black hole 
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> sucks us all in!
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