[SOC] Fw: Universal Truths

[Sandy]

There WAS an article published years ago.....mid or late 1960's I 
think....Murphy's Laws and colloraries...or something like that...in 
"Electronics" magazine published by McGraw-Hill.

Does anyone know if there is a copy of that somewhere on the web?  I've 
searched for it some time ago and came up with nothing.  Perhaps my "search" 
methods are lacking!

73,

Sandy W5TVW


----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Bob Krueger" <wb9ukq at ticon.net>
To: "SOC post" <soc at mailman.qth.net>
Sent: Tuesday, January 20, 2009 11:14 AM
Subject: [SOC] Fw: Universal Truths


> sent by bob wb9ukq
>
> Might not be new but seems to be true.
>
>
>
>
>
> THE LAWS OF ULTIMATE REALITY
>
> & Law of Mechanical Repair
> After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch 
> and
> you'll have to pee.
>
> & Law of Gravity
> Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
>
> & Law of Probability
> The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity
> of your act.
>
> & Law of Random Numbers
> If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always
> answers.
>
> & Law of the Alibi
> If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, 
> the
> very next morning you will have a flat tire.
>
> & Variation Law
> If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always 
> move
> faster than the one you are in now (works every time).
>
> & Law of the Bath
> When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
>
> & Law of Close Encounters
> The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when 
> you
> are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
>
> & Law of the Result
> When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
>
> & Law of Biomechanics
> The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
>
> & Law of the Theatre
> At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive
> last.
>
> & The Starbucks Law
> As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to 
> do
> something which will last until the coffee is cold.
>
> & Murphy's Law of Lockers
> If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent
> lockers.
>
> & Law of Physical Surfaces
> The chances of an open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor
> covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the 
> carpet/rug.
>
> & Law of Logical Argument
> Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
>
> & Brown's Law of Physical Appearance
> If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
>
> &  Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
> As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making
> it.
>
> & Doctors' Law
> If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the 
> time
> you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll 
> stay
> sick
>
>
>
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