[SOC] One for all the Blondes

[Walter - K5EST]

>               A blond marries a Colorado rancher.

>               One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher
> says to Amy, 'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our
> cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the
> barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'
>
>               The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the
> artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes
> him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the
> nail, she tells him, 'This is the one right here.'
>
>               The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blonde, asks,
> 'Tell me lady, 'cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know this is the cow
> to be bred?'
>
>               'That's simple. By the nail over its stall,' Amy explains very
> confidently.
>
>               Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray tell, is
> the nail for?'
>
>               The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her
> shoulder, 'I guess it's to hang your pants on.
>
>               'Chalk up one for the Blonde!'