[SOC] Dont choke in the South

[Walter - K5EST]

Never choke in a restaurant in the South

Two  hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky, they
talk  about their
moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One  of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

The  woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down
her drawers
and quickly gives her right  butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so
shocked that she has  a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of
her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to the  bar.

His partner  says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but
I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'

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OK guys, is any body operating Field Day with the section as "SOC"?

:-)   ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Walter - K5EST