[SOC] Shopping Experience

[Walter - K5EST]

 Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Eukanuba Dog Food for the three
best dogs in the world, Liebe, Lexi and Axel, at Tractor Supply and
was about to check out.



A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had an elephant?



So since I'm such a friendly person, on impulse, I told her that no, I
didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Eukanuba Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital
last time.   But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both
arms.



I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Eukanuba nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.   (I have to
mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story.)



Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a
german shepherd's butt and a car hit us both.



I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was
laughing so hard!



Tractor Supply won't let me shop there anymore...