[SOC] In Keeping With the SOC No Politics - No Humor Rule

[Art-W6KY]

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into  downtown Chicago.
Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on  his window.   

The driver  rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the 
hold up?'    

'Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Rosie  O'Donnell, Jesse 
Jackson, and Al Sharpton.
They are asking for a $10 million  ransom. Otherwise, they are going to 
douse them with
gasoline and set them on  fire. We are going from car to car, taking up 
a collection.'    

The driver  asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'   

'About a  gallon.'