[SOC] A Bad Day

[Bob Nielsen]

A guy is sitting at the bar, just staring at his drink for half an  
hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his  
drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a  
menacing stare as if to say, 'What'cha gonna do about it?' The poor  
guy starts crying. 'Come on man I was just giving you a hard time,'  
the biker says. 'I didn't think you'd CRY.' 'I can't stand to see a  
man crying.

''This is the worst day of my life,' says the little guy between  
sobs. I can't do anything right.' 'I overslept and was late to an  
important meeting, so my boss fired me.

'When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I  
don't have any insurance.

I left my wallet in the cab I took home.

I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me. So I came  
to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life,  
and then you show up and drink the damn poison.