[SOC] Fw: Blonde

[Bob Krueger]

Posted by Bob WB9UKQ


Subject: Blonde




A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long 
flight.

The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.

The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely 
declines and tries to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun.

I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me 
only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you 
$500."

This catches the blonde's attention; and, to keep him quiet, she 
agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the 
earth to the moon?"

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a
five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer

Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a 
hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"

The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the 
Airphone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress.
He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.
After one hour of searching he finally gives up.   He wakes up the 
blonde and hands her $500.

The blonde takes the $500 and goes back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes her up and 
asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"

The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back 
to sleep.