[SOC] Not so dumb after all

[Reicher, James]

    When Cardboard Men Come In Handy 
 
    A car gets a flat on the interstate one day. The blonde  driver
eases
 it over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps  out of the car
and opens the trunk.
    She takes out  two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at
the
rear of  the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
    The lifelike cardboard  men are in trench coats exposing their nude
bodies and  private parts to approaching drivers.  Not  surprisingly,
the traffic becomes snarled and backed up.  
 
    It isn't very long before a police car arrives. The  officer,
clearly
 enraged, approaches the blonde of the  disabled vehicle yelling,
 'What's going on here?'
 
     'My car broke down, officer' says the woman calmly
 
     'Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing
here
 by the road?' he asks.
 
    'Helllooooooo!!!!'  says the blonde. 'Those are my emergency
 flashers!' 
 



  
 73 de W0HV, Jim in Raymore, MO (ex-N8AU)
 
Light travels faster than sound...  This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.