[SOC] Balance

[Bob Nielsen]

God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel,  
found Him resting on the seventh day.

He inquired of God "Where have you been?"

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction, and proudly pointed downwards  
through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to  
call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."

God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example,  
northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth,  
while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over there I've placed a  
continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black  
people. Balance in all things ,"

God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be  
extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area  
and said, "What's that one?"

"Ah," said God, "That's Washington State, the most glorious place on  
earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes,  
forests, hills and plains. The people from Washington State are going  
to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going  
to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable,  
hardworking, high achieving, and they will be known throughout the  
world as diplomats, and carriers of peace.

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what  
about balance, God? You said there would be balance."

God smiled, "Ah, there is another Washington. Wait until you see the  
freakin' idiots I put there."