[SOC] Points to ponder

[Bob Nielsen]

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny  
for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were  
buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would  
be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake  
up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in  
binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see  
you naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a  
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song  
about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a  
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're  
both dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why  
didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from  
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but  
call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad  
at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out  
the window?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same  
tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?