[SOC] Fw: Creation Explained

[Bob Krueger]

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NEVER HEARD CREATION EXPLAINED THIS WAY BEFORE !!!

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the 
Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red 
vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.
Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and 
Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?"

And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman sai d, "and as long as you're at it, add some 
sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.

And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that 
Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and 
sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 
14.

So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand-Island 
Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman 
unfastened their belts following the repast.

God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in 
which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and 
chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Ma n gained more 
weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.

God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake," and 
said, "It is good."  Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's 
Food."

God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those 
extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not 
have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried 
before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.

Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with 
nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy 
center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.

God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still 
satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent double 
cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?" And Man replied, "Yes! 
And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is good." And Man went into 
cardiac arrest.

God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

Then Satan created HMOs.





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