[SOC] Art Theft

[Fred Jensen]

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings
from the Louvre.  After careful planning, he got past
security, stole the paintings and made it safely to
his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away
when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and
then make such an  obvious error, he replied,
"Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.

I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

(And you thought I didn't have De Gaulle to send this
  on to you. Well, I figured I had nothing Toulouse.)

[Bad, Fred, very very Bad ... but it comes from my friend Don, who was 
John Travolta's pilot]

73,

Fred K6DGW
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