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[Bob Krueger]

Submitted by Bob Krueger WB9UKQ

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Subject: Work



Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer. 
      @ PRISON
     @ WORK
     
      you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
     you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle
     
      you get three meals a day fully paid for
     you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
     
      you get time off for good behavior
     you get more work for good behavior
     
      the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
     you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself
     
      you can watch TV and play games
     you could get fired for watching TV and playing games
     
      you get your own toilet
     you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat
     
      they allow your family and friends to visit
     you aren't even supposed to speak to your family
     
      all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
     you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
     
      you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
     you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
     
      you must deal with sadistic wardens
     they are called managers
     
      THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!
     

 

  

 

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