[SOC] Late for work

[Mike Besemer (WM4B)]

Tom was in his early 50's, retired and started a second career.  However, he
just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day, 5, 10, 15 minutes
late. But he was a good worker, real sharp, so the Boss was in a quandary
about how to deal with it. Finally, one day he called him into the office
for a talk.

"Tom, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up job, but
you're being late so often is quite bothersome.'

"Yes, I know Boss, and I am working on it."

"Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd
though, you're coming in late. I know you're retired from the Air Force.
What did they say if you came in late there?"

"They said, "Good morning, General."