[SOC] engineer

[Bob Krueger]

By Bob, WB9UKQ

An engineer walks up to his buddies, who are all engineers as well, standing 
in a circle. When he gets there he sees that one of them is standing in the 
center with a new bicycle.

He asks the guy "Where'd you get the new bike?" to which the man replies "A 
beautiful woman rode up in front of my house on it last night, kicked it 
over, stripped naked, threw all her clothes on the ground next to it and 
told me "Take anything you want!".

All the engineers look at one another, nodding their heads and murmuring 
this and that. Finally the first fellow says "Good call, there's no way her 
clothes would have fit you."