[SOC] Joke

[Bob Krueger]

Offered by Bob Krueger WB9UKQ

Found this in Fox-Tango news letter.

Subject: Hop-A-Long Capacity

A reward of 500 Microfarads is offered for information leading to the 
arrest of Hop-A-Long Capacity.  This unrectified criminal escaped  
from a 
western primary 

cell where he had been clamped in ions awaiting the gauss chamber. 

He is charged with the induction of an 18 turn coil named Milly  
Henry who 
was found choked 

and robbed of valuable joules.  He is armed with a carbon rod 
and is a potential killer.  Capacity is also charged with driving 
D.C. 
Motor over the 

Wheatstone Bridge and refusing to let the band pass. 

If encountered, he may offer series of resistance.  The  
Electromotive Force 
spent the night 

searching for him in a magnetic field, where he had gone to 
earth. 

They had no success and believed he had returned ohm via a short  
circuit He 
was last seen 

riding a kilocycle with his friend Eddy Current who was playing a  
harmonic 

John W. Van Sandt