[SOC] seniors

[Bob Krueger]

Submitted by Bob Krueger  WB9UKQ

SENIORS

> $1.99 vs $2.49
>
> They went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "Seniors' Special" was
> two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.
>
> "Sounds good," the wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."
>
> "Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because
> you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.
>
> "You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" the wife asked
> incredulously. "I'll take the special."
>
> "How do you want your eggs?"
>
> "Raw and in the shell," the wife replied.
>
> She took the two eggs home.
>
> Don't mess with seniors!  They weren't born yesterday!!!!