[SOC] Dinner with the Parents

[Reicher, James]

DINNER WITH THE GIRLFRIEND'S PARENTS


Sally asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with
her
parents. Since this is such a big event, she announces to her boyfriend
that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first
time.

Well, Johnny is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a
trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's
his first time and the pharmacist helps Johnny for about an hour. He
tells the
boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks Johnny how many condoms he'd like
to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. Johnny insists on the family
pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time
and all.

That night, Johnny shows up at Sally's parents house and meets his
girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents,
come
on in!"

Johnny goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where Sally's
parents are seated. Johnny quickly offers to say grace and bows his
head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from Johnny. Finally, after 20
minutes with his head down, Sally leans over and whispers to her
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a
pharmacist."