[SOC] Gas Shortage

[Reicher, James]

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have this
problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never
smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact I've passed gas at
least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I
was passing gas because they don't smell and are silent."

The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next
week."

The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what
the heck you gave me, but now when I pass gas although still silent they
stink terribly."

"Good," the doctor said, "now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's
work on your hearing."