[SOC] Men Are Just Happier People

[Dan Romanchik]

Your underwear costs you $8.95 for a three pack?? You must 
be buying the high-price brand! :)

And who says you have to shave your face and neck. I haven't 
shaved for 30 years!

73!

Dan KB6NU


Reicher, James wrote:
> Men Are Just Happier People
> 
> 73 de N8AU, Jim in Raymore, MO
> 
> What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put.
> The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
> Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be
> pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO
> shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is
> your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom
> because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of
> which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add
> character. Wedding dress $5,000. Tux rental $100. People never stare at
> your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered
> belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle
> your feet.
> 
> One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
> You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one
> suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the
> slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or
> she can still be your friend.
> 
> Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more
> than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are
> unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays
> its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
> You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all
> your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one
> pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter
> how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You
> have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do
> Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
> 
> No wonder men are happier.