[SOC] Humor

[Bob Nielsen]

Subject was "the druggist" but that triggered a spam filter at qth.net!

> Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.
> Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me  
> terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times  
> before he would even answer the phone."
>
>
> Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist  
> and demand an apology.
> Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told  
> him,  "Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it. This morning  
> the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went  
> without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize that  
> I had locked the house with both house and car keys inside and had  
> to break a window to get my keys. Then, driving a little too fast,  
> I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was about three blocks from  
> the store, I had a flat tire. When I finally got to the store a  
> bunch of people were waiting for me to open up. I got the store  
> opened and started waiting on these people, and all the time the  
> darn phone was ringing off the hook.
>
>
> "Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register  
> drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I had  
> to get down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels and the  
> phone was still ringing.  When I came up I cracked my head on the  
> open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase  
> with a bunch of perfume bottles of it. Half of them hit the floor  
> and broke. Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up,  
> and I finally got back to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted  
> to know how to use a rectal thermometer.
>
>
> "And believe me mister, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her."
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