[SOC] Be Careful

[Bob Nielsen]

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It's a bad one. Both of 
their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's 
interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left 
but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should 
meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!

The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle... My car is 
completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants 
us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head in agreement, 
opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it 
back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No, I think I'll just wait for the police...