[SOC] [Fwd: Fw: Story of a man's Life]
Hank Kohl K8DD
k8dd at arrl.net
Thu Mar 3 16:59:24 EST 2005
Story of a man's Life
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided
I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
After I finished school I dated a passionate girl, but she was too
emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all
the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with
stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so
dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She
did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She
was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I
decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits
--
'Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their
level then beat you with experience.' -anon
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