[SOC] Fw: OOPS !!!!

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I  checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought 
I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when your 
calling for a cab.

I grabbed a card on my way in.  It was an ad for a girl calling herself 
Erogonique,  a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right 
curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs 
all the way up to her ass. You know the kind.  So I'm in my room and figure, 
what the hell,  I'll give her a call.

"Hello?"  the woman says.   God, she sounded sexy.

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and 
give me one.   No, wait, I should be straight with you.  I'm in town all 
alone and ! what I really want is sex.  I want it hard, I want it hot, and I 
want it now.  I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do 
it.  Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. 
We'll go hot and heavy all night;  Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in 
chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby.  Now, how does that 
sound?"

She says,
"That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press  9."