[SOC] [Who's On First - New Version

[Bob Nielsen]

Shades of Abbot and Costello:

> George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
> 
> Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
> 
> George: Great. Lay it on me.
> 
> Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
> 
> George: That's what I want to know.
> 
> Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
> 
> George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
> 
> Condi: Yes.
> 
> George: I mean the fellow's name.
> 
> Condi: Hu.
> 
> George: The guy in China.
> 
> Condi: Hu.
> 
> George: The new leader of China.
> 
> Condi: Hu.
> 
> George: The main man in China!
> 
> Condi: Hu is leading China.
> 
> George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
> 
> Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.
> 
> George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
> 
> Condi: That's the man's name.
> 
> George: That's who's name?
> 
> Condi: Yes.
> 
> George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader
> of
> China?
> 
> Condi: Yes, sir.
> 
> George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the
> Middle
> East.
> 
> Condi: That's correct.
> 
> George: Then who is in China?
> 
> Condi: Yes, sir.
> 
> George: Yassir is in China?
> 
> Condi: No, sir.
> 
> George: Then who is?
> 
> Condi: Yes, sir.
> 
> George: Yassir?
> 
> Condi: No, sir.
> 
> George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
> China. Get
> me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
> 
> Condi: Kofi?
> 
> George: No, thanks.
> 
> Condi: You want Kofi?
> 
> George: No.
> 
> Condi: You don't want Kofi.
> 
> George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
> And
> then get me the U.N.
> 
> Condi: Yes, sir.
> 
> George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
> 
> Condi: Kofi?
> 
> George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
> 
> Condi: And call who?
> 
> George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
> 
> Condi: Hu is the guy in China
> 
> George: Will you stay out of China?!
> 
> Condi: Yes, sir.
> 
> George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
> U.N.
> 
> Condi: Kofi.
> 
> George: All right! With cream and two sugars.