[SOC] Politically Correct Holiday Wishes

[Ron Wetjen]

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes 
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, 
non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice 
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious 
persuasion of your choice, or the secular practices of your choice, with 
respect for the religious or secular persuasions and/or traditions of 
others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions 
at all.

May you have a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically 
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted 
calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of 
choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped to 
make the world the uniquely wonderful place that it is, and without 
regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious 
faith, political belief, choice of computer platform or sexual 
preference of the wishee.

PS

By accepting this greeting you are accepting these terms. This greeting 
is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable 
with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by 
the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or 
himself or others, is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at 
the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as 
expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of 
one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, 
whichever comes first, and the warranty is limited to replacement of 
this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.


73, Ron  WD4AHZ