[SOC] Homer & the blonde

[Bob Nielsen]

Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat 
down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 
news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a 
large building preparing to jump.


The blonde looked at Homer and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"  Homer 
says,"You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he 
won't."  Homer placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"


Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive 
off of the building, falling to his death.


The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Homer, saying, "Fair's 
fair.  Here's your money."


Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 
o'clock news and knew he would jump."


The blonde replies, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."


Homer took the money.