[SOC] Monster

[Paul Bartlett]

Hi guys,

I have been plagued by common houseflies over the last few days.

I'm sitting there in front of the computer and will get pestered by a fly
landing on my head or hand or nose.

I've gone onto the offensive.

I have a can of freezer spray. When a fly lands within reach, I slowly pick
up the spray, give the thing a squirt and before it defrosts pull its wings
off.

I *almost* feel guilty.

Paul